Os 51 galãs judeus de Hollywood

51. Adam Sandler

Funny guys are hot, and has anyone else written an entire song about Hanukkah? NO, HE GETS A SPOT.

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50. Seth Rogen

I just said funny guys are hot.

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49. Mandy Patinkin

Hi. Look at that beard. He deserves the No. 49 spot more than anyone else on the planet. Like, he is probably No. 49 in life of all hot Jewish men.

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48. Craig David

He’s British AND Jewish. The perfect combination of ISHES.

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47. Steven Weber

We are only at No. 47, guys. RELAX.

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46. Daniel Radcliffe

ALOHOMORA! That is a spell that unlocks things, but it’s also me saying, ALOHA, I WANT MORE-A.

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45. Jack Antonoff

A Jewish guy with a Mohawk? Now that’s hawt.

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44. Daniel Day-Lewis

YEP, ON THIS LIST.

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43. Hank Azaria

YEP, ALSO ON THIS LIST.

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42. Andy Cohen

Watch What Happens Live…at the reception for the Bat Mitzvah, am I right???

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41. Joaquin Phoenix

Joaquin in a winter wonderland with this hottie. *Wink wink, nudge nudge*

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40. Scott Mechlowicz

You know how your family wants you to marry a “nice Jewish boy”? THIS IS HIM. CONGRATS!

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39. David Duchovny

He’s probably smiling because the matzoh he just ate was amazing and he’s really happy about it.

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38. Scott Caan

A Jewish boy with blonde hair and blue eyes, it’s a beautiful thing to behold.

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37. Jon Stewart

HOW AMAZING WOULD THIS SILVER HAIR LOOK IN A YARMULKE?

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36. Sacha Baron Cohen

Sacha Baron Cohen as Sacha Baron Cohen is actually not bad. Not bad at all.

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35. Logan Lerman

Remember when he was 13 and turned into a man, and now he’s 21 and he’s even manlier? That was cool.

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34. Mark Feuerstein

Doesn’t he always look so tan? It’s great that he always looks so tan.

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33. Justin Kirk

KID TESTED, MOM APPROVED.

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32. Justin Bartha

KID TESTED, MOM AND GRANDMA APPROVED.

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31. Josh Radnor

KID TESTED, MOM, GRANDMA, AND GREAT-GRANDMA APPROVED.

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30. Lenny Kravitz

Are you starting to schvitz? It’s GETTING HOT IN HERE.

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29. Josh Charles

YUP, FULL ON JUST SWEATED THROUGH MY SHIRT.

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28. Zach Braff

SERIOUSLY, GOTTA CHANGE MY SHIRT CAUSE IT GOT SO HOT IN HERE.

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27. Adrien Brody

He’s the Jewish Snoop Dogg. It’s a total slam dunk, home run, everything is awesome.

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26. Noah Wyle

SHALOM TO YOU, NOAH WYLE. SHALOM AGAIN.

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25. Ben Stiller

What he’s lacking in height he makes up for in looking REALLY GOOD IN GLASSES.

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24. Ben Foster

SORRY, WHAT? JUST WAS LOOKING AT THAT CHEST HAIR PEEKING OUT. LET’S MOVE ON.

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23. Andy Samberg

Remember when I said funny guys are hot? I was serious.

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22. Skylar Astin

HEY SKYLAR, CHALLAH AT ME. LOLOLOLOL.

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21. Jason Segal

He’s over 6 foot — ENOUGH SAID.

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20. Eric Dane

More like GREAT Dane. Like the dog.

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19. Michael Vartan

No this isn’t Noah Wyle again, but don’t they look alike? Anyway, he’s made the top 25, GOOD FOR HIM!

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18. Max Greenfield

LOOK AT THAT PUNIM. (That translates from Yiddish directly to “sexy and stubbly face with thick eyebrows.”)

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17. James Wolk

If you could see his tuches you’d probably be like, WHOAAAA now that’s a tuches. (What i’m saying is he probably has a nice butt.)

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16. Jeff Goldblum

The reason you dress nicely for temple is because you may run into Jeff Goldblum at services.

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15. Paul Rudd

10/10 would run away with him to go live on a kibbutz.

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14. Shia LaBeouf

Shia LaBeouf? More like Shia L’CHAIM. TO LIFE. TO SHIA. TO LIFE WITH SHIA.

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13. Jason Schwartzman

*After first date* “MOM, DAD, I FOUND THE ONE.”

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12. Joshua Bowman

I literally don’t even care that the sleeves on his jacket are the weirdest thing ever he is FLAWLESS.

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11. Gabriel Macht

Your kids would literally be the best-looking children in Hebrew school.

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10. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

We’ve now entered the top 10 zone. Things are getting serious.

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9. Adam Levine

Just needs a long-sleeve shirt to wear around the relatives and everything is totally cool, just a perfectly flawless face at the other end of the seder table.

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8. Andrew Garfield

One hyphenated word: SPIDER-MAN. ANOTHER TWO WORDS: skintight costume.

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7. Dave Franco

Are you seeing those eyebrows? LOOK CLOSER. THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL AND LUSCIOUS.

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6. Ben Barnes

SLKDJGNSASKJGNSDFLKJGN. This man was literally chosen by God to be perfect.

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5. Jake Gyllenhaal

Did he just come in some perfectly wrapped paper BECAUSE HE IS A GIFT TO US ALL.

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4. James Franco

*You gaze at each other during Shabbat and realize you don’t need electricity as long as you have each other.*

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3. Liev Schreiber

WHERE TO BEGIN WITH THIS BEAUTY. I’ll begin with his manly nose and his manly facial hair and just overall manly perfection.

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2. Bryan Greenberg

THIS PERFECTLY FORMED HUMAN IS ALSO A READER OF THE TORAH AND OMG COULD IT GET SEXIER? LOOK HE IS PRAYING IN THIS VERY PIC.

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1. Adam Brody

BARUCH HASHEM FOR ADAM BRODY. If there was a trophy for best Jewish boy in the world it would be sitting on his mantel right next to his Menorah. Amen.

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