Susanna Hoffs
Born: January 17, 1959
Known for: Lead singer of the Bangles, being hot
Prince is such a little pisher. Despite persistently failing to give the impression that he was sexually attracted to anyone or anything other than himself, he romanced some of the very finest ladies in '80s music, including Susanna Hoffs, the lead singer of the Egyptian-walking estrogenated power pop band the Bangles, for whom he wrote the hit "Manic Monday." But once her salad days of boffing androgynous funk midgets and over-teasing her hair were behind her, the stunning songstress settled down with a nice Jewish boy - Austin Powers director Jay Roach - and had a couple nice Jewish babies, then revitalized her career by cutting a left-field rock covers album with indie guitar hero Matthew Sweet. Best of all, at 49, she looks better than she did 20 years ago (de-frizzing '80s hair works wonders).
